Clementine Goes on a Road Trip

Clementine has her passport ready to go!

Our girl Clementine has departed California in order to accompany my good friend Yvette on her upcoming trip to Paris. Or as Marilyn Monroe would say, “Europe, France!” Yvette expressed her fondness for my little dumpster daughter and I tried to clean her up real nice for her travels. This is generally hard to do since Clem can be such a dirty girl. But we fashioned her a party dress and a passport and then sent her on her way.

Yvette already let me know that she arrived safe and sound in Pittsburgh. You can tell from the picture above, that she’s pretty excited to go. I just hope she won’t be a handful. I already know she’ll be one of those ugly Americans, butchering the french language, drinking too much wine, ordering “freedom fries”.

If you see her along the way, send me some pics. Happy Birthday Yvette! Have the best celebration a girl could ever hope for in the city of lights. Kiss someone at the top of the Eiffel Tower!  Even if its just Clementine!

And in the wise words of my friend Kendra Dusenberry’s departed Grandmother, “Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful!”